sexy time

so People magazine has come out with their "sexiest man alive 2007" list and i'm having a hard time choking it down. sure most of them are good looking but i'd hardly call them the sexiest men alive. it's like the other day when we had the unsexiest list and i was all like, "excuse me?" (at least none of the people appear on both lists...) the people making these lists either need to get their eyes checked or explain their criteria a little better. i'm pretty sure that their definition of sexy is "has a movie or project in the works" or "sells tabloids"

14. Justin Timberlake - i've never really been a fan. even at the top of his nsync days when it seemed everyone i knew was secretly making out with his posters i didn't get it. fine, he's shed his "boy band" beginnings but he still sounds like alvin & the chipmunks.

13. Will Yun Lee - who? if the little write-up hadn't told me he's a bionic woman cast member, i would have never known. let's just say there are hot chinese people (a la jet lee) and there are the not hots (william hung)... this guy manages to straddle both categories.

12. Adrian Grenier - i never got into the whole entourage thing so i can't speak for how hot or not he is in the show... he's kinda non-traditional good looking or "interesting" looking.

11. Ben Affleck - meh... i tire of this man. he's just not interesting. fine, he has a nice body but being one of the sexiest men alive warrants more than that.

10. Shemar Moore - this guy managed to sneak on the list without any recent tabloid scandal or a new project. he's been on criminal minds for a little while now so that's old news. maybe this guy just got on cause he's actually sexy? and now i can't stop thinking about the nude pictures of him on vacation somewhere...

9. Javier Bardem - eww... not attractive in the least. he's got a very sexy name though... AND a new love story movie coming out.

8. Will Smith - booorrring... swap him out for taye diggs and you can still keep the token black count at 2!

7. Dave Annable - had no idea who this was until i read his little blurby; apparently he's on brothers & sisters... another show i don't watch. however, the picture of him they used is absolutely adorable. i just want to eat him right up!

6. Johnny Depp - sure, he's a brilliant actor, and he's eclectic, and he lives in france... i still don't find him particularly sexy. i think he'd be incredibly interesting to talk to...

5. James McAvoy - again, who? appartently he was in some film with keira knightly... whatever. not sexy.

4. Brad Pitt - is it just me or is brad pitt turning into robert redford??? i watched the sting and boy did johnny hooker ever look like a young brad pitt!! now brad is older and looking more and more like the elder mr. redford... all the stress of having all those kids is giving him serious wrinkles!

3. Ryan Reynolds - finally! someone i agree with. if you don't believe me, all you need to do it go rent blade trinity and watch it on mute! the acting's atrocious but you can make up your own dialouge and it's much more entertaining that way.

2. Patrick Dempsey - mcdreamy this, mcdreamy that... pfft... he's really not THAT good looking. most of the time i think he just looks tired. his involvment in it still does not deter me from wanting to go see enchanted. come on! fairy tales transplanted into the real world! the prince gets bowled over by a pack of cyclists whilst attempting to burst into song!

1. Matt Damon - eww... jason bourne as #1? come on... let's have pete doherty at the top of another list!! but you guys went with matt damon, eh? that's jsut puzzling.

here's an important question: where's josh duhamel in all this? cause the following is one of the damned sexiest picture i've ever seen...