in response to maxim's list of unsexiest women alive, AOL has put out their own list of the unsexiest men... i think those people over at AOL need to get their eyes or their sky-high expectations checked or something because this list seems a tad strange to me.
11. Ben Stiller - umm... hello? great personality, sense of humour - aren't these things the ladies (and guys for that matter) are looking for?? and he's not even bad looking! it's not like he's carrot top or something...
10. Eric Dane - non-traditionally handsome in the face but he's got a nice body and his mcsteamy bad boy attitude is totally sexy.
9. (tied) Ryan Phillippe & Josh Hartnett - both used to be complete teenbeat heartthrobs but now are just meh thanks to crazy facial hair & some recently underwhelming performance. but bad acting does not an unsexy man make.
8. Pete Wentz - ok, so i agree here. what happened though? he used to be SO hot... now he's just a hot mess. you can't be 16 forever, honey...
7. James Blunt - so he's got a face that's like a halloween mask 365 days of the year but he's soulful and has an amazing voice... plus petra nemcova seemed to think he was pretty sexy there for awhile!
6. Kevin Connolly - i have no idea who this is so i really can't complain about his inclusion on this list...
5. Howard Stern - completely agree here. hit all the branches on his way out of the ugly tree and is so demeaning to others that i'm embarrassed for him. he does have a super hot wife though... how'd that happen?
4. Simon Cowell - yup, i'm going to agree on this one too... i accidentally saw pictures of him in swim trunks on a gossip website and had to run to the bathroom to toss my cookies.
3. Wilmer Valderrama - aside from being swimming with venereal diseases after sleeping with lindsay lohan AND ashlee simpson, he doesn't seem that bad to me...
2. Brandon Davis - complete sleaze... he's got more disease than ol' wilmer up there...
1. Pete Doherty - finally, they get one completely and totally right! ~shudder~
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