a douche bag romance for the ages

in a pairing that just might be too douche-y for the universe to handle without shattering into a million tiny ed hardy emblazoned pieces, it is being reported that "singer" avril lavigne and waste-of-space reality tv personality brody jenner are (ugh) "hooking up"...i just thought i'd share that little tidbit with you this morning to bring you hurtling back to the harshness of reality after what was probably a very pleasant long weekend. cheers!