boobies!

now that i have your attention...

boobies!

according to german researchers, staring at women's breasts is good for one's health!

the results of a 5-year study have shown that those who ogle women's endowments "presented a lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and decreased risk of coronary artery disease."

team leader dr. karen weatherby says, "sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. [...] just 10 minutes of looking as the charms of a well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobic work-out."

so there you go ladies... next time you catch a guy looking at tad lower than your face, make sure he thanks you for increasing his health and prolonging his life!**

** actually, you can go ahead and give him a sharp slap across the face because this story is totally fake!