contrary to popular belief, i DO actually have a job that i am ALWAYS diligently working on during the day so i didn't really have time to rank ALL the vampires ever conceived. you'll also notice the lack of vampires of the female persuasion on the list... what can i say? this is a list for the ladies.let's think of this list more like a comparison guide if you will... if your favourite (or least favourite) vampire didn't make the list, feel free to say so and give them a rating of your own!
i've already noticed one exemption that i can't go without mentioning - spike (james marsters) from buffy! a bad boy with an accent in a leather coat... yes, yes, and yes! I'd put him a shade below angel but miles ahead of sparkle boy.
so my totally official rating system ranges from so-scary-you-might-want-to-consider-changing-your-pants (red) to throw-em-on-the-bed-and-take-off-your-pants (green) in terms of hotness.
ready? let's count (haha... see what i did there?) 'em down!
9. stephen moyer as bill compton in true blood
ok i'll admit to never watching this show but i don't get why people are getting their panties all in a twist over this guy... he's more scary than anything approaching attractive.
8. danny huston as marlow in 30 days of night
this guy is one scary, scary vampire... cold, brutal, and SMART! having your tribe of vampire attack a small town in the middle of cold-as-hell, nowhere just as the sun is about to set for a whole month? genius!
7. bela lugosi as count dracula in dracula
the original. probably scary as shit at the time...
6. kiefer sutherland as david in the lost boys
not really scary, not really attractive. he makes it on the list for the notoriety of that mullet alone.
5. tom cruise as lestat de lioncourt in interview with the vampire: the vampire chronicles
once upon a time tom cruise wasn't batshit insane and made movie people actually went to see. and they lived happily ever after. the end.
4. brad pitt as louis de pointe du lac in interview with the vampire: the vampire chronicles
tans are over-rated... now if only brad pitt could really live forever... i'm sure hollywood is busy sorting out the logistics of that.
3. robert pattinson as edward cullen in twilight
please stop - i can hear your eye rolling from here. i just want it noted for the record that i found him attractive as cedric diggory in harry potter before fame pounced on him like a rabid monkey.
2. david boreanaz as angel in buffy the vampire slayer
almost like a vampire, this guy almost doesn't age... he's looking as hot today as he did back in the day. and before you ask, i don't want to talk about his spin-off show... bad idea. the buffy-angel thing was one of the greatest romances of my adolescence. they belong together (or me with him and her with whoever) and there's no convincing me he'd ever fall for cordelia of all people.
1. count von count from sesame street
i would TOTALLY hit that.
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