The Place With The Stuff: tips for dressing your douch bag

Monday, September 21, 2009

tips for dressing your douch bag - part 6

if you have any 'celebrities' you want to nominate for the TFDYDB daily, just let me know and we'll make it happen, cap'n!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...: perez hilton?; September 23, 2009 at 5:11 PM
Anonymous said...: john gosselin?; September 23, 2009 at 5:12 PM

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out of context

the best of other people's stuff on the internet in bite-size hilarity morsels that my brain can safely handle...

"failure is not a marketable product, no matter how much of a surplus you've built up."

"surprisingly, using a massive tragedy and epic loss of life as a cute tie in to raise money for yourself doesn't go over well with a lot of people (just ask the girl scouts about their infamous holocaust cookies)."

"putting a baby in a safe place, even if it looks like a cage, at least keeps him away from the machete drawer."

"...morphing from an incredibly chinese child to a skin tone that has only been achieved by asians who are dead and under a flood light."