i'm talking about sharp ones!
and it's not what you're thinking!
no knives were involved...
no, no, no my friends...
this was the culprit of my near finger decapitation this weekend:
yes, a stupid, nearly-useless spaghetti spoon/fork!forget for a moment that is looks like some alien death club, and remember that it is PLASTIC! and not meant for cutting! but yet it managed to give me a skin flap on my pinky finger! a skin flap!! that this, children, is why we use chopsticks to deal with pasta... chopsticks - the utensil where the only thing that can happen is getting your eye poked out... and then we could call it a sport!
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