education you can use

i'm thinking of starting a class entitled "wearing the day's clothes to bed 101"
class section will include:
- to change or not to change, that is the question;
- timely pillow impact vs. comfort: last minute tie/bra removal;
- you can always brush your teeth in the morning; and
- jewelry removal: it's not a sport until someone loses a eye.

the senior level courses will also be developed starting with "rolling out of bed and into work" and "the art of bedhead"