hard hitting journalism

"6 public makeout spots in the city"

1. Family washrooms at Pearson Airport
Be it a long kiss goodbye or a welcome-back embrace, these private, yet spacious restrooms are a popular spot for travellers in the mood for romance, airport security guards say.

2. The Rogers Centre Renaissance Hotel
The best of both worlds for the uncompromising sports fan: Watch players strike out as you don’t, an activity first noticed through the windows overlooking the field within a year of the dome opening in 1989.

3. The CN Tower
The half-a-kilometre-high club. A call to the CN Tower about the frequency of unusually amorous behaviour was not returned, leading us to conclude it’s less rare than one might assume.

4. Ashbridge’s Bay
Lifeguard stands along the boardwalk provide a good view of the lake - and cover for late-night rompers, who avoid getting sand in their shorts but who have been spotted by early risers.

5. GO train
Eagle-eye commuters report that the top floor two-seater tucked in the corner is a popular spot for lovers because it is the only pair of seats that do not directly face another pair. GO train, indeed.

6. The ROM’s “Bat Cave”
Bruce Wayne, eat your heart out. The creatures in this cave have seen more action than Batman, museum officials report. “The bat cave definitely has a reputation as a hot spot - no pun intended,” said museum spokeswoman Anne Marie Todaro.


i WAS going to expand further on the 'hard hitting journalism' title but one of the commenters on this story beat me to it... much more eloquently than i would ever be able to do on a tuesday!

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