Monday, April 27, 2009

an ode to stall number 2

oh stall number 2, you get it done
with a door that closes unlike stall number 1

oh stall number 2, you don't sound like the sea
like the gurgly floor drain in stall number 3

oh stall number 2, when one's behind your door
you don't feel the guilt like in wheelchair stall number 4

oh stall number 2, you're the one i will choose
when i'm at work and my bladder's singing the blues

4 comments:

John Olaveson said...

Now this is poetry that everyone can appreciate.

jenn said...

i like to call it toilet humour...

Piperguy48 said...

A Paean to the Pee-in.
If there are any doubts as to the pronunciation, go here and listen to the audio example. http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/paean

Anonymous said...

the wordsmith one is your dad right?
I should have known.... so verbose! now i know where you get it from...