and by 'deep south' i mean anywhere south of the canadian border.did you hear? a guy got shot for accidentally stepping on someone's toe... dude was so mad about his toe being a little ouch-y that he got a gun from the closet and shot the son of a bitch!
oh yeah... important detail i forgot to mention: the shooter? a 4-year-old. he shot his babysitter. fan-freaking-tastic. if i were still in the babysitting game, i'd be thinking about raising my rates about now.
"Irate 4-year-old shoots babysitter"
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