kids these days...

what's with the kids these days... the kids and all their chastity?

the jonas brothers (gag!) championing the purity army? ~shudder~ Makes me want to vomit a little... now instead of looking at their idols and say, “i would totally do him!” kids are saying, “i would totally wait to have tepid sex with him once we were the appropriate age and got married. we’d respect each other. it’d be cool. also, i dislike my right to vote and being paid equal wage for equal work.”

remember when we all thought brittany was ‘pure’ and that she was waiting until she got married? And then we found out justin screwed her… and THEN her mom told everyone she let her have sex for the first time at 14?

i think i might be a little horrified if my kid came home and told me they’d joined the chastity club at school… i’d be all like, “you joined the chess club??”

religious beliefs aside, we (people) were built to reproduce. it’s our main function, our purpose in life. our purpose isn’t to get married or face a hellish commute everyday and sit at a desk – those are just made up tasks to pass the time. reproduction requires a certain amount of… how shall i put this? un-chasteness?

i'm not here to advocate the sex-for-reproduction-ONLY stance… it’s FUN. even dolphins, one of the smartest animals, have sex for fun! sex shouldn’t be reserved for couple who have been deemed ‘joined’ by their religion. revoking sex for people that won’t play along with your religious doctrine is sort of discriminatory, isn’t it? like, “hey! you can’t get married because you don’t want to marry someone of the opposite sex!” and “hey! you can’t have sex because you don’t believe in the sanctity of marriage as defined by my religion!”

and hey now hasn't this spiralled into somewhat of a heavy topic?

i'm just going to sit back and await the hate mail that will VERY ineffectually try and sway my opinion or how to explain how you're right and i'm wrong. have fun wasting however much time it takes you to write something... you COULD be using that time to have pre-marital sex with strangers!