some one's in the kitchen with dinah,
some one's in the kitchen i kno-o-o-o-w...
some one's in the kitchen with dinah,
strummin' on the ol' banjo...
banjo is definitely a euphemism.
a euphemism for penis!
strumming it for ingredients!
HA!
presenting the Natural Harvest cookbook!the little description starts like this:
Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties.
and i'm going to stop it right there! that's quite enough. i may or may not have tossed my cookies already. if you want to read MORE or are interested in purchasing the book, you can meander on over the product page.
sorry about the crudeness up there at the beginning but i just couldn't help myself! i'm sick. i need help. you love it! oh yeah, and if you ever, EVER get this for me as a present (christmas or otherwise) i will be at the nearest sperm bank faster than you can say 'tasty testes' so that i may cook for you all the recipes in that book and shovel every last drop of it in your mouth while you're tied to a chair.
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