with names like Baldwin P. 'Bulletproof' Vess (hahaha... kind of like bulletproof vest?), P.J. 'Longarm' O'Malley, Donny 'Hardtop' Brooks, Brandon 'Big Boss' Babel, and Dr. Badvibes, how could you possibly forget this show??
now i was almost completely sure there was a character with a steel/mechanical jaw and i would imagine he'd be named something like Freddy 'Lockjaw' Martinez... but apparently that character was made up in my mind because no such character exists in the cast listing. maybe it's from another show? if you have any idea what you think i'm talking about, please, let me know! otherwise it might make me a little crazier trying to figure it out.anyway... long story slightly less long, i was going to make a clever remark about said possibly imaginary cartoon character and this:
what is it you might ask?well it's Nitto Kagaku's Kami Kami Sensor!
a who's what???
it's a device that counts the number of bites you take while eating... a mouth pedometer if you will. it reminds you to chew your food thoroughly so you don't choke! or something... it even beeps after every 30 or 1000 bites taken!
OCD? too lazy to actually count your bites to make sure you've chewed each bite exactly pi times? well then this device might be for you! only $188.95!!! order now!
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