eye spy

if you ever EVER get this for me for christmas (or any other occasion for that matter) i will kill you. kill you dead. stone cold dead. so don't do it!

hurray (??) for eye jewellery!!!
trust the dutch to come up with and actually follow through on this squimish new fad... a 3.5mm wide piece of platinum is inserted (gag) into the eye's mucous (oh, i almost barfed there...) membrane under local anaesthetic.

and if you're not up for something so extreme (although, a proponent of the metal eye shards says it's "a little more subtle than piercing.") there is a less gross alternative!

hurray (??) for contact eye jewels!!if you can do contact lenses (i can't) you can do this! they just dangle from your contact lenses... and they're not supposed to affect your vision... whatever man! i get an eyelash out of place and i'm driving off the road trying to remedy it! and wouldn't you be afraid of someone coming up to you and trying to pluck it off like a loose thread? ~shudder~

and your welcome. i DID have fun ruining your afternoon!