"Are space aliens ready to accept the Good Word?"
whoever this guy jim slotek is, he's pretty darned funny... at least to my sleep-deprived mind.
go on, click the link and read... if anything, it'll at least give you something of substance to ponder on for the day.
here's my a sample paragraph for the unconvinced:
For starters, if Aquinas reasoned that even animals have no souls by dint of not being created in God's image, what are we supposed to tell a race of intelligent insects? Yes, you've mastered space and time and have created rock operas that use the Cosmic Background Noise as a percussion section, but you're really inferior to us for the reasons stated above, everything you need to know is in this fat book in my hand, and you should listen to what we have to say about the Creator of the Universe for the sake of your souls... damn, I forgot you don't have one. No offence. Hey, put that thing down! Why is it glowing like that?
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