ethically ethical

uh-oh!
perhaps some people in the company have no been acting so ethically lately? we just got an e-mail from those in the company that wipe their asses with $100 bills reminding us about our official company ethics policy...

my favourite part was the section on equal opportunity employment. specifically this part:

... to provide equal opportunities to all employment applicants without regard to race, religion, colour, creed, national origin, sex, sexual orientation, citizenship status, age, ancestry, disability, medical condition, marital status, veteran status, genetic characteristics, specail disabled veteran, or any other classification protected by applicable local, state, provincial, or federal employment discrimination laws.

wow... talk about going above and beyond! i never knew veteran, especially disabled veterans, were discriminated against! and genetic characteristics? huh? mutants? sounds like professor xavier has been working hard to get the rights of his students integrated into governmental policy!

more curious is the 'citizenship status' category... those darn immigrants! think of the riots you would get down in the south if you were to advertise that you were willing to give jobs to those mexicans they are trying so desperately to keep out just because they were ridiculously more qualified that on true red-blooded american!