speaka you any engalish?

remember when i told you about the time i was at a resturaunt and we asked for tea and got hot sauce instead?

well, another time, we asked for 4 glasses of water and ended up with 4 bowls of rice...

i'm beginning to think that no one in my family actually speaks english. or we're just so incoherent that no one can understand us and we're all just used to it because it's hows we speakez at our housey.

so naturally at lunch today when we ordered fresh fruit milkshakes and instead got this:

i wasn't really that surprised.