Tuesday, May 13, 2008

do you know how crazy you sound?

so the weird, smelly guy with the persistent phlegm-y cough was busy talking conspiracy with a certain, very patient head draftsman and he's spewing such crazy stuff that it is hard to concentrate on actual work...

things like: after tesla died, the government went to his place and stole all his experiments and now they're locked away so the general population will never get the benefits from them...

and: the government is in kahoots with the gas companies to keep clean, affordable energy off the market... (ok, this one might be very plausible but one does not say these things out loud for fear of being socially shunned for being a conspiracy freak! these are the thoughts that you keep inside your head!)

more: when the trudeau kid finally goes into politics and becomes president, we'll see the canadian economy nosedive just like when his father was in power...

and yet more: the aliens man, they're coming! they're going to take me back to my home planet, man... we're not from earth, we're all from different planets! they're gonna take us home!

ok, so maybe not that last one.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Did you know you posted that in the time it took me to read the other posts for today! Productive day I see....