my friends and i have a well documented history of being not so mature as our ages would like you to believe...
a couple weeks ago we had an incident involving cheese, liquor, and the lighting of the cheese and liquor on fire. we were so convinced that this particular culinary technique was destined to burn down the house. unfortunately it was cold and snowy outside and the idea of communing with said cold and snow was rather unthinkable. here's a great idea --> let's wedge the sliding patio door open a smidge, someone hold the pan with the boozy cheese out there and someone else reach out and drop a match into it. once we returned to reality where, you know, geometry exists, we realized that wasn't going to work. we ended up opening up the garage and standing at the end holding the cheese as far away as arms would allow... and we had a bill & ted's excellent adventure moment when we actually lit it on fire because we were all like "WHOA!" be advised that this fiery cheese incident happened at a wine & cheese party... where there was lots of wine...
just the other day we startled ourselves with our maturity when we dissolved into uncontrollable laughter because the word "obscene" was just too damned funny! and this was at dinner... in a public place... with NO alcohol whatsoever!
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