and you were there, and you!

i was going to start proclaiming something like "world news breaking story: nicole kidman IS a robot!" but the ladies over at gofugyourself.com came up with something much more witty and apt...

"How nice of Nicole Kidman to detour off the Yellow Brick Road for her movie premiere. But be warned, Nic: Now that the Tin Man has a heart, he's going to have LOTS of horny women dressed in aluminum foil competing for the chance to break it. So you'd better get going again if you want to be the one manning his oil can."