gaze into the crystal ball...

if christina aguilera had followed britney down the trailer trash highway of fuck-tard-ed-ness (try making up a new word - it's fun!) i think this is what she would look like now:

fortunately, this did not come to pass... that "insanely hot" mess of a human being (??) up there is ivy queen at the latin grammys or something... apparently she's actually a somewhat successful composer/singer from puerto rico... but that still doesn't mean she isn't CRAZY!