"Man arrested for trying to use fake million"
wait, wait! it gets better!
the supermarket cashier became confused when he found he didn't have enough cash in his drawer to give the man change so he called his manager who in turn refused the man confiscated the bill. after demanding his "real money" be returned to him and being denied, the man then became enraged, damaging an electronic fund-transfer machine and hitting an employee with a scanner gun!
a) why would you go to the grocery store and try to purchase like $80 worth of food with a $1M bill??? wouldn't you set your sites a little higher? maybe he really needed groceries...
b) the cashier became confused when he couldn't make change? really...? that's what triggered the suspision? geezes!!! if alarm bells aren't ringing in his head when someone hands over a million, then i don't want to trust this kid with making sure i have enough pennies in my change!
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