some helpful advice

alright kiddies... so you're debuting you brand new fashion label that you hope lots of people will flock to buy because you're a fomous celebrity and damn, how can you always look so good?!? so what do you wear to the launch party? something tasteful, that aptly reflects how awesome and trendy you and your new line are, right? right.

so then why do you think sienna miller decided to show up to the launch of her line twenty8twelve wearing this:

a top hat? a TOP HAT?!? geezes... i hope she was high...