and now your day is ruined too...

unless you can stop yourself from clicking this link:

LINK


you probably shouldn't do it... look, right there in the title of this post it's telling you that it'll ruin your day!
but aren't you even a little curious?
plus, it's such a pretty link... just begging to be clicked! why don't you want to click the link?
what could possibly be under that link?
it ruined my day... but you're MUCH better than me... with your superior superior-ness, you can surely withstand whatever bothered pathetic little me so much!
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clicked it yet?
you're welcome.

no. thank. you.

behold the aptly named 'Insano' waterslide at the beach park in porto das dunas, brazil. it towers over other waterslides at a record of 41m - that's the same as a 14-storey building! the website describes the ride as having "an extremely rapid descent"... but really, is 105km/h really THAT fast? nah...

why not in heer'n 'murica?

japan is well-known for being the crazy capital of the world but who knew they could out-crazy the good old u s of a in the prestigious field of bacon?!?

"Burger King in Japan is currently running a promotion where you can add 15 strips of bacon to a burger for ~$1.25. So what did some reporter do? Went ALL IN and ordered 1,050 extra slices, creating this $90 monstrosity."

is it wrong that i have a pretty bad craving for bacon right now?

This Is Why Your Heart Stopped: 1,050 Bacon Slice Burger