Monday, November 12, 2007

want to sterilize your eyes?

click here to watch a trailer for the sh*t factory of a movie that is jessica simpson's latest "acting" endeavour: major movie star

"witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life"
"joins the army on a whim and finds herself in a more difficult situation that she ever expected"
now, which one is major movie star and which one is private benjamin???

(ps - i don't think those enlisted in the army past, present, or future would think that joining the army didn't change their lives or that they did it in vain... drat! my dripping scarcasm seems to have given away the answer to my tricky, tricky question!)

who lets jessica simpson keep being in movies? i know she's blond and had a huge rack but aren't those assest for a different type of movie?

it's like her head is full of cotton! ALL of her movies (possibly with the expection of dukes of hazzard but only because johnny knoxville is awesome!) have been complete bombs. so fine, she's a tabloid magazine's wet dream but that doesn't make her a bankable actress! stop hiring her so keeps thinking people like watching her!

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