"Disneyland's 'Small World' attraction to get upgrade"
Disneyland insists fat tourists aren't to blame, but the park's upgrade of its 41-year-old attraction will include deepening the waterway and making its boats more buoyant.
HA! not because of fat tourists my fat ass!!!
"heavier-than-anticipated" boats are dragging to a halt in 2 seperate spots along the multi-cultural cruise - at the canadian mounties & the scandinavian geese! so that the ride can continue, they actually ask people to get out of the boats!!
the national center for health statistics (USA) says that from 1960 to 2002, the average weight for men has ballooned from 166 lbs to 191 and the average weight for women went from 140 to 164!!
oh, and the compensation for getting politely asked to disembark the small world boat? a free food ticket.
Disneyland insists fat tourists aren't to blame, but the park's upgrade of its 41-year-old attraction will include deepening the waterway and making its boats more buoyant.
HA! not because of fat tourists my fat ass!!!"heavier-than-anticipated" boats are dragging to a halt in 2 seperate spots along the multi-cultural cruise - at the canadian mounties & the scandinavian geese! so that the ride can continue, they actually ask people to get out of the boats!!
the national center for health statistics (USA) says that from 1960 to 2002, the average weight for men has ballooned from 166 lbs to 191 and the average weight for women went from 140 to 164!!
oh, and the compensation for getting politely asked to disembark the small world boat? a free food ticket.
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