"Gary Busey Welcomes Baby Boy"i suppose the biggest horror in this whole situation is that someone would actually have... relations with gary busey! or as i like to call him, 'CRAZY gary busey'! he is, putting it gently, frightening.
and this isn't even the first time that relations have been had with CRAZY gary busey! he has two other children! in fact, gary's 38-year-old son "was the first to arrive at the hospital to welcome his little brother." if you have a 38-year-old son, you might be a redneck to old to be having MORE children... luckily, CRAZY gary busey's current girlfriend doesn't have a 38-year-old son... but that's because SHE'S ONLY 35!
~shudder~
so folks, gather your loved ones and make amends to whatever god you see fit because the end of the world is nigh.
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