mmm... mystery meat

for get you magic bullet! you're SO last year quick-n-easy convection oven! jack lalanne, your power juicer blows! showtime rotisserie? set you and forget you!

the hot dog rotisserie is the shit when it comes to useless kitchen gadgets!what they say:
Enjoy the great taste of Cinema style hot dogs at home with the Giles and Posner Hot dog Rotisserie; Now there is no need to brave the cold or put up with unwanted expense for the cinema or stadium experience.
The Hot Dog Rotisserie’s non-stick rollers cook evenly, to deliver perfect hot dogs and two bread heaters ensure your bread buns are toasty hot. It even includes a removable drip tray which drains away fat leaving your hot dogs succulent, without being greasy.
If you're not ready for your hot dogs yet, simply set the heater to keep the hot dogs warm. Yum!

hot damn! i can't wait for this to clutter up my kitchen counter and eventually be sold for $2 at a garage sale! awesomeness! excuse me, i really need to go have a hot dog now... but just a lame microwaved one. why would i wait 10-15 minutes for a rotisserie hot dog when i can have it, exploded at both ends, in 30 seconds using dazzling micro waves??? that's what i thought.

PS - magic bullet, i totally apologize! i will always love you!