Wednesday, February 6, 2008

retching...

"WholesomeWear is a modest line of clothing for "wherever." Our WaterWear is the first to be introduced because the need for modesty is swimwear is greatest and the supply is almost non-existent. Swimwear that "highlights the face, rather than the body" includes an undergarment with bright colours at the neck and shoulders to draw the eye to the face. The spandex undergarment fits like a body suit, whole the loose fitting Taslan outer garment limits cling and adds modesty and style."
i don't know quite what it is about this line of "swimwear" but every time i'm reminded of it, i feel like puking. usually i'm so flabbergasted that these things exists i can barely gather my thoughts on the subject... i'm left stammering like an idiot and pulling my hair out in frustration! only a series of half questions ever manage to leave my mouth... wha...? why...? who would...? bwah...? but...?

how can anyone (female or male) be THAT ashamed of the female form??? it's like saying your body is hidious, please to cover so we don't have to see.

even bathing suits back in the 1920 were were less bulky than that!
and new bathing suits specifically designed for muslim women (possibly one of THE MOST conservative/modest cultures in the world) are pretty rockin'!! they are actually pretty and don't make me at all want to throw up at all! i'd wear this ages before hell officially froze over and i wore anything called a culotte swimmer!
the closest thing in history that compares to these abominations is possible a "bathing dress" from back in 1858 for crying out loud! back in the dark ages of women's rights! an ankle! ~*gasp!*~ at least this sucker is belted so it has some shape!
also, using the terms "scoop-necked romper" and "stylish" or "spandex" and "modest" in the same sentence is obviously some sort of gramatical error... maybe if you carried the 2?

and lastly, isn't this john travolta???

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