you want me to what?

i found a collection of old ads (be they real or made-up) for stuff like razors, cigerettes, and the like and the follwoing was one of them...

this is the weirdest f'ing thing i've ever read!

first off, it's well documented that i am a child so it took me a good 10 minutes to get over the repeated use of the word douching.

second, EEEWWWWWW!!!

thrid, guys will stick it in anything...

fourth, EEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!

fifth, how does being pine-fresh down there make you more desirable?

sixth, again, EWW!!!