move over batman, you ain't got nothing on these winona, minnesota coppers...
Police: Vomiting dog causes man to crash into pole
The man told police he was driving when his dog started "throwing up all over him." Deputy Police Chief Tom Williams said the story checked out—police found vomit in the car.
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
blood, frogs, lice, flies, livestock death, boils, hail, locusts, darkness, boobs
"Women who do not dress modestly...lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which increases (consequently) earthquakes."
Women strut their stuff for Boobquake
Women flaunt their breasts in protest
and guess what?
nothing happened!
According to the United States Geological Survey website there were 45 earthquakes worldwide as of Monday evening, including a 6.5-magnitude earthquake southeast of Taiwan and a 5.4 near the South Sandwich Islands region. In fact, over the last six days the number of earthquakes has ranged from 41 to 48.
~ senior Iranian cleric Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi
Women strut their stuff for Boobquake
Women flaunt their breasts in protest
and guess what?
nothing happened!
According to the United States Geological Survey website there were 45 earthquakes worldwide as of Monday evening, including a 6.5-magnitude earthquake southeast of Taiwan and a 5.4 near the South Sandwich Islands region. In fact, over the last six days the number of earthquakes has ranged from 41 to 48.
word of the day - apr 27 10
wastrel
noun
1. a person who wastes, especially one who squanders money; a spendthrift.
2. an idler; a loafer; a good-for-nothing.
noun
1. a person who wastes, especially one who squanders money; a spendthrift.
2. an idler; a loafer; a good-for-nothing.
present ideas
with my birthday speedily approaching, i figured i better toss all you present seekers a bone and give you a hint as to what i'd like...
i would like one of these:
this is einstein, a teeny tiny foal born in barnstead, new hampshire at a miniature horse farm.
even for a miniature horsie, he's a bitty one... just 14 inches tall and weighing in at only 6 pounds!
he could TOTALLY live in my backyard!
but i swear, if this story ends up like rupert the muntjac fawn, i might completely die inside and wander the earth like an emotional zombie, infecting others with my sense of dismay.
i would like one of these:
even for a miniature horsie, he's a bitty one... just 14 inches tall and weighing in at only 6 pounds!
he could TOTALLY live in my backyard!
but i swear, if this story ends up like rupert the muntjac fawn, i might completely die inside and wander the earth like an emotional zombie, infecting others with my sense of dismay.
Monday, April 26, 2010
A for effort...
word of the day - apr 26 10
fluster
verb (used with object)
1. to put into a state of agitated confusion: his constant criticism flustered me.
2. to excite and confuse with drink.
verb (used without object)
3. to become agitatedly confused.
noun
4. nervous excitement or confusion.
verb (used with object)
1. to put into a state of agitated confusion: his constant criticism flustered me.
2. to excite and confuse with drink.
verb (used without object)
3. to become agitatedly confused.
noun
4. nervous excitement or confusion.
Saturday, April 24, 2010
so much fail...
kickintheheadcomic says:
Whenever a TV product commercial plays I bust a gut during the parts where they show us what we're doing wrong and why we need the product.
This is my tribute to the hilarious work the actors in these infomercials do.
Whenever a TV product commercial plays I bust a gut during the parts where they show us what we're doing wrong and why we need the product.
This is my tribute to the hilarious work the actors in these infomercials do.
Friday, April 23, 2010
so, one more time... how is this better?
Backtacular
Hindsight is more than 20/20, so be Backtacular
description: Backtacular is a hypoallergenic, decorative, adhesive patch that is applied directly to the skin above the upper cleft of the buttocks.
and this is better than the actual butt crack (or whale tail if your low-rise skank has opted for underwear that day) how?
geekologie knows what i'm talkin' about...
Hindsight is more than 20/20, so be Backtacular
description: Backtacular is a hypoallergenic, decorative, adhesive patch that is applied directly to the skin above the upper cleft of the buttocks.
and this is better than the actual butt crack (or whale tail if your low-rise skank has opted for underwear that day) how?
geekologie knows what i'm talkin' about...
model citizen
who hasn't done this before?
anyone who says they haven't is a dirty, rotten liar.
Man charged after mailing in stained parking ticket
A man who received a parking ticket in Bartlett now faces criminal charges after authorities said he stained the citation with human excrement before mailing it back to the village.
Officials said Alexander J. Bailey, 22, of the 6N600 block of Medinah Road in Medinah, was arrested last week charged with disorderly conduct after a village hall employee found brown stains and a foul odor on the ticket and alerted police, authorities said. The original ticket was for $15, Bartlett police said.
Bailey also scrawled a note on the ticket indicating he'd used it to wipe himself, court documents said.
Bailey posted $500 bail and is due back in Cook County Circuit Court on June 11.
anyone who says they haven't is a dirty, rotten liar.
Man charged after mailing in stained parking ticket
A man who received a parking ticket in Bartlett now faces criminal charges after authorities said he stained the citation with human excrement before mailing it back to the village.
Officials said Alexander J. Bailey, 22, of the 6N600 block of Medinah Road in Medinah, was arrested last week charged with disorderly conduct after a village hall employee found brown stains and a foul odor on the ticket and alerted police, authorities said. The original ticket was for $15, Bartlett police said.
Bailey also scrawled a note on the ticket indicating he'd used it to wipe himself, court documents said.
Bailey posted $500 bail and is due back in Cook County Circuit Court on June 11.
Thursday, April 22, 2010
pornographic fundraising
sometime between last year and this year, the internet filters at my work have determined that raising money for cancer research is considered pornography.
granted, the site i am interested in is in support of cancers below the waist.
and the annual event IS called the underwear affair...
still, i doubt that any of the breast cancer sites are similarly blocked.
in any case, the underwear affair is a wonderful fundraiser that i had the pleasure of participating in last year and i'm already all signed up to do it again this year! i will have more details later but for now i suggest you go see what it's all about... that is, if you can!
The Underwear Affair
granted, the site i am interested in is in support of cancers below the waist.
and the annual event IS called the underwear affair...
still, i doubt that any of the breast cancer sites are similarly blocked.
in any case, the underwear affair is a wonderful fundraiser that i had the pleasure of participating in last year and i'm already all signed up to do it again this year! i will have more details later but for now i suggest you go see what it's all about... that is, if you can!
The Underwear Affair
word of the day - apr 22 10
environment
noun
1. the aggregate of surrounding things, conditions, or influences; surrounding; milieu.
2. ecology. the air, water, minerals, organisms, and all other external factors surrounding and affecting a given organism at any time.
3. the social and cultural forces that shape the life of a person or a population.
4. computers. the hardware or software configuration, or the mode of operation, of a computer system: in a time-sharing environment, transactions are processed as they occur.
5. an indoor or outdoor setting that is characterized by the presence of environmental art that is itself designed to be site-specific.
noun
1. the aggregate of surrounding things, conditions, or influences; surrounding; milieu.
2. ecology. the air, water, minerals, organisms, and all other external factors surrounding and affecting a given organism at any time.
3. the social and cultural forces that shape the life of a person or a population.
4. computers. the hardware or software configuration, or the mode of operation, of a computer system: in a time-sharing environment, transactions are processed as they occur.
5. an indoor or outdoor setting that is characterized by the presence of environmental art that is itself designed to be site-specific.
lurking in a parking lot near you...
the stuff nightmares are made of
ok, so i WAS going to try and pick another picture off this site but i just couldn't do it... i barely got past the second second picture and the third picture had me in a panicked rush to turn off the whole internet entirely. so i'm just going to use the picture from the forwarding site... it is frightening enough.
if that picture along with the popular myth that you swallow about a dozen spiders in your sleep over your lifetime didn't have you running for the hill (arguable a bad choice since spiders like nature) then maybe you'll be interested in this site:
ROFLSpiders
Here's a little description from the site:
DISCLAIMER: unless you want to feel creeped out for the rest of the day (or for the rest of your life), DO NOT visit this site. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
if that picture along with the popular myth that you swallow about a dozen spiders in your sleep over your lifetime didn't have you running for the hill (arguable a bad choice since spiders like nature) then maybe you'll be interested in this site:
ROFLSpiders
Here's a little description from the site:
At the risk of sound preachy or ruining the joke by deconstructing it, this website is powered by the kind of irony that is only possible on the internet, being our humble counter-response to those other terrible and uncreative image macro sites out there.
Or, maybe you just like spiders. That’s cool too.
DISCLAIMER: unless you want to feel creeped out for the rest of the day (or for the rest of your life), DO NOT visit this site. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
yummy lolz
Tacos
Difficult enough to eat when motionless, food that disassembles itself into a tossed salad should never be consumed while in any form of motion.
from: 10 most dangerous foods to eat behind the wheel
i don't fully agree with this list and i would argue that the foods mentioned are more just plain messy than dangerous...
additional lolz for the actual existance for this product:
Difficult enough to eat when motionless, food that disassembles itself into a tossed salad should never be consumed while in any form of motion.
from: 10 most dangerous foods to eat behind the wheel
i don't fully agree with this list and i would argue that the foods mentioned are more just plain messy than dangerous...
additional lolz for the actual existance for this product:
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