present ideas

with my birthday speedily approaching, i figured i better toss all you present seekers a bone and give you a hint as to what i'd like...

i would like one of these:

this is einstein, a teeny tiny foal born in barnstead, new hampshire at a miniature horse farm.
even for a miniature horsie, he's a bitty one... just 14 inches tall and weighing in at only 6 pounds!
he could TOTALLY live in my backyard!

but i swear, if this story ends up like rupert the muntjac fawn, i might completely die inside and wander the earth like an emotional zombie, infecting others with my sense of dismay.