The Place With The Stuff: for the person who LITERALLY has everything

and because, who doesn't need one of these?

World's Most Expensive Beer Comes In Taxidermied Animal Koozies

out of context

the best of other people's stuff on the internet in bite-size hilarity morsels that my brain can safely handle...

"failure is not a marketable product, no matter how much of a surplus you've built up."

"surprisingly, using a massive tragedy and epic loss of life as a cute tie in to raise money for yourself doesn't go over well with a lot of people (just ask the girl scouts about their infamous holocaust cookies)."

"putting a baby in a safe place, even if it looks like a cage, at least keeps him away from the machete drawer."

"...morphing from an incredibly chinese child to a skin tone that has only been achieved by asians who are dead and under a flood light."

Monday, July 26, 2010

for the person who LITERALLY has everything

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