4 my report i red the book 2 kill a mockingbird.
its a story about atticus finch & his 2 kids. atticus is a suit who is defending tom robinson in court on a charge of rapin mayella ewell. turns out that she was made it all up but he goes 2 the big house n-e-way & gets killed escaping & that makes all the ppl feel bad about being not nice 2 him xcept 4 mayella's dad bob ewell cause he was all embarrassed when ppl found out he was lying about the cause 4 the trial in the first place & now he wants revenge on atticus 4 making him look a fool. he attacks atticuses kids jem & scout but this strange guy boo radley saves them @ the last minute.
i can relate 2 tom 4 being guilty til proven innocent cause my parents always think im doing bad things & they never leave me alone. i never did n-e-thing as bad as what they said tom did but its like hopeless when they r in charge & u are outnumbered.
my fav part in the book was where bob ewell is angry @ atticus & spitz in his face. it prolly wasnt suposta be funny but i LOLed. OMG, that was mad disresekt.
hmm... very nice. i'm sure it'll get a A+
but look at me being all hypocritical! this is a blog for heaven's sake! gammar, punctuation, and spelling errors run rampent throughout my posts!
it's the internet and people can pretty much do whatever they want so you're just going to have to get used to it...
but just in case you get heart palpitations every time you find some unsavoury misuse of the english language, a super savvy blogger out there has come up with a few ways to help keep yu from losing your cool.
It has become almost fun for me to come across people who take the phrase "a lot" and condense it down into one word, because when someone says "alot," this is what I imagine:
The Alot is an imaginary creature that I made up to help me deal with my compulsive need to correct other people's grammar. It kind of looks like a cross between a bear, a yak and a pug, and it has provided hours of entertainment for me in a situation where I'd normally be left feeling angry and disillusioned with the world.there are a lot more alot examples so you should definitely go check out the post:
The Alot is Better Than You at Everything
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