Monday, January 11, 2010

a who's who of young celebrities

ok, after a bit of research, this scene isn't as confusing as i once thought but it's still worth my time since lately i've been running dangerously low on content.

so you might be thinking to yourself, "neither of those people are ryan phillippe or reese witherspoon and i have no idea what abbie cornish looks like so that MIGHT be her... but what do maybe abbie cornish and channing tatum have to do with anything? are they having an affair? it that the ONLY picture of maybe abbie cornish in existence?"

all of those are perfectly valid questions. but then you realize that you have no idea what ryan phillippe in extreme profile looks like and then you start wondering if that guy in the red shirt might be him. then you're all like, "how did they make his neck look like it belongs to an octogenarian? and is abbie cornish an actress? what movie was she in with maybe 80-year-old ryan phillippe and channing tatum?" and then you take to the interwebs and find out it was a movie called stop-loss and that there are probably billions of other pictures out there from the movie that featured the scandalous couple they were talking about rather than channing tatum's pilsbury face.

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