everything's better when it is MEGA sized!

now if one were to make a plan for ensuring coronary heart failure by the age of 8-and-a-half, i would recommend eating at least one of these every day:now you're probably thinking that you're not 8-and-a-half anymore and you'd like to get your coronary heart failure plan back on track as soon as possible. so here's the recipe for your daily scotch MEGAegg:
20 hard-boiled eggs wrapped in bacon and covered in sausage meat and breading, baked whole.

bah dah bup bup bah... i'm lovin' it!