don't even think about it royal canadian mint!

ok, so i'm already mad enough at you for abolishing my favourite bill of all time - the $2 bill! twoonie? what kind of stupid-ass coin is that?!? its added weight in my change makes my pants hang funny. and i KNOW you have your sights set on replacing the $5 bill with a hockey puck sized coin so this $4 dinosaur coin had better remain a collectors item! do i make myself clear?!?