The Place With The Stuff: just FYI

i managed to make it to work today without laughing manically and running another car off the road.

i'm relieved as well.

out of context

the best of other people's stuff on the internet in bite-size hilarity morsels that my brain can safely handle...

"failure is not a marketable product, no matter how much of a surplus you've built up."

"surprisingly, using a massive tragedy and epic loss of life as a cute tie in to raise money for yourself doesn't go over well with a lot of people (just ask the girl scouts about their infamous holocaust cookies)."

"putting a baby in a safe place, even if it looks like a cage, at least keeps him away from the machete drawer."

"...morphing from an incredibly chinese child to a skin tone that has only been achieved by asians who are dead and under a flood light."

Thursday, August 27, 2009

just FYI

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