i think i might know what those migrating geese are trying to hide from us...
that global warming thing? all a hoax!
to distract from the real problem: global cooling!
eff! it's frigging JULY and i'm shivering like i'm waiting for that punk-ass groundhog to show himself and condemn us to 6 more weeks of white hell!
current temperature where i am? 14 degrees. (that gawd that's in celsius...)
last year at this time i'm pretty sure i was checking to make sure i wasn't physically melting. do you know what temperature humans melt at? me neither but it's definitely not 14 degrees.
forecast for the rest of the week?
wednesday - 21 and rain
thursday - 22
friday - 22 and rain
saturday - 25 and rain
sunday - 19
new saying: july showers bring august flowers?
summer had better last into november to make up for this fuckery...
No comments:
Post a Comment