"...after the Department of Homeland Security determined porn was being used to fund terrorism..."
riiight... here's how that went down:
"ok jim, management wanted me to call you in here to discuss our policy on internet use... we've noticed an obscene amount of adult material in your browsing history. what can you tell me about that?"
"yeah... it's for work."
"for work? this is the department of homeland security, what does porn have to do with our very important job of safeguarding the most awesome nation in the world from terrorists with weapons we can't find?"
"ummm... it is my err... hypothesis that ummm... porn... is being used to... ummm... fund terrorism! yup, that's it. porn sites are using their customers' hard earned american dollars to fund terrorism! i was just doing to research."
"funding terrorism you say? well, yes... that DOES sound plausible. we're going to have to form a committee on this immediately. in the meantime, continue your research and keep us posted on any new developments."
"yes sir!"
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