ladies leave your man at home

i was looking up this club i might be going to this sunday as part of my un-ruining the weekend plan and aside from looking like they're running a boob escort service, apparently it's also a good place to pick up... and also, it's very dark in the club?

as you can see, these two studs have picked up some lovely "lady-type" individuals to have a night of surprises with...and by surprises, i mean penis surprises.