eye candy corn

like with this guy, i really don't understand why people are losing their shit for rob pattinson... well, he's not unattractive but he's nothing to launch ships and start wars for. admittedly, his performance as fictional (i really can't stress that fictional part enough) vampire edward cullen in twilight was INTENSE... but let's keep reality in a seerate box, m'kay?

anyway... with the ridiculous hair this guy has, i always think he looks like a freaking candy corn! and i've expressed my feeling pictorally using this shirtless picture that women are leaving their husbands for: