twitchy eye

dear people who think they're too good for the world,

do you actually even know what you freaking want?

thinks he's too good (THTG): oh, can you print these drawings?
me: here are your drawings!
THTG: oh, but i wanted them printed like this...
me: ok, here are your new drawings!
THTG: oh, but i wanted them centred...
me: ok, here are your new-new drawings.
THTG: oh, but i wanted the purple monkey dishwasher to be green... oh and could i have them like, yesterday? you probably don't have anything else to do... no one else could possibly want you to do something for them for the whole day, right? you can squeeze this 4 hour project in between what i see you're currently working on, right? oh, but could you not charge any time to my job? yeah, that'd be great.

yeah... no.
and what's with you people and waiting until crunch time to get this shit done? the drawings need to go out before lunch and but you just need to change this, this, this, this, and this and also do a jig in clogs. i hope you're not already doing something that ALSO has to go out before lunch... on the last day before everyone goes on holiday... because if they don't get there before lunch, they'll only sit there at the other office untouched for 2 weeks and 3 hours instead of sitting there untouched for 2 weeks and 4 hours and that wouldn't be good.

grrr... this is making me all grouchy just in time for christmas.

and YES! i do realize the irony of taking up my valuable time in which i need to get everything in the world finished to blog about how i don't have time to do your stupid project. i'll still get it done because i'm awesome.

kittens & klingons,
jenn