Monday, December 8, 2008

common criminal capers

ummm... watch this with me, will you?



in case you didn't catch that...
"[...] believes the thief is a cross dresser because his necklace matched the dress, his nails appeared to be painted, and the wig was not a dime-store wig."

first of all, as a reporter, how could you give yourself any credibility (let along the rest of the world) after reading a statement like that? because his necklace matched the dress... not a dime-store wig... well, OBVIOUSLY! he MUST be a cross dresser! that's all the proof i need. REAL ladies would NEVER match their jewelry to their clothes or paint their nails. and REAL ladies wear exclusively dime-store wigs.

and just in case you weren't convinced:
"Most of the time when, when somebody puts on a wig... That they just trying to hide their identity it's just, y'know, whatever they got they just throw it on their face... A Halloween mask or something just to hide their identity. He was bein' pretty!"

who could dispute a statement like that, form an obvious college diploma holder...

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