ever feel like you're young kid doesn't have a role model with enough ho-bag qualities? well those geniuses over at MGA entertainment have the solution for you... these things aren't new and i've probably bemoaned their slutty existence to you before but that more than makes them perfect for this list!
did you guess what i was talking about?
BRATZ!
those tartlets up there are nevaeh and peyton... gawd, they even have hooker names!here's the write-up from a website:
Meet the newest BRATZ World Twins. Nevaeh "Tough Cookie" and Peyton "Sweetie Cake" may have two different personalities, but they share a passion for fashion, so they always have twice the fun.
i think i just vomited out my ears...
this toy is rated for girls 5-11... five years old to eleven years old.
5 to 11 year-olds in fishnets, and stilettos, and more makeup than an entire strip club. and what some people might call... err... DSL... i'm not going to explain it - work out the TLA for yourself.
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