oh, inspection and maintenance or machines, engines, etc. you say?
well my friend, come join me in the gutter because that is SO not where my mind went... and there's the spark of understanding... oh yup, and there's the grimace of disgust. i'm crude. i'm sorry. deal with it.
ch-ch-check it out:
Flexible Endoscope Borescope 79" (2000mm) Cable
Obedient Endoscope Borescope 79" (2000mm) Cable
Handy Scope 353L Endoscope 22.5" (570mm) Cable
Flexible Video Endoscope Borescope - Ultra Thin 1.7mm Cable
Intraoral Camera Video Endoscope
and then there's the Ear Scope TV Fiber Optic Earwax Cleaner...
"[...] is also useful for looking inside ANY dark and tight space..."
and they were the ones that capitalized the word 'ANY'... not me.
veering away from endoscopes, we have this:
the Healing Hands Chiropractic Massager... and ol' gutter mind over here thought you sat on it... kinky, right? but you actually rest your head on it. whatev.and then THEN we have the most blatantly kinky thing...
Adult Slime!
"And by 'adult' we just mean that the product is intended for grown-ups..."
riiight... i know what they really mean. ADULT slime... might me more gross than kinky... but whatever floats your boat, right? yeah... gross. how's about you and your slime go have a good time and don't tell me about it, k?
oh yeah... the best part about the slime is that it is scented! in 4 varieties! hot, relax, love, and elegance. yeah, adult slime - so very elegant. you know what else is elegant? it comes in a little plastic garbage pail! epitome of elegance.
this Japan Trend Shop is enough to keep me in wish list ideas until next september! holy crap do the japanese invent a lot of useless stuff! expect my next zillion posts to come directly from this site!
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