Monday, October 20, 2008

~news flash~

all-bran bars do NOT taste great!out of sheer desperation, i started to eat an all-bran chocolate chip bar for breakfast... i choked on the first bite. it was SO dry... and so not food-tasting. your tongue is sitting there asking you, "i'm actually supposed to like this?" and you're stomach is down there asking, "how, HOW am i supposed to digest that?"

you know the way hay smells?
all-bran bars taste like that.

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