Wednesday, October 22, 2008

i must, i must, i must increase my bust

no, not me personally... mine are big enough, thanks.
but those of you out there who got jilted in the boob deparment and have been hoping to 'blossom' might want to think about drinking less coffee.

"Coffee Can Shrink Breasts, Study Finds"

but apparently, smaller breasts also means a lower rish of breast cancer. so i get to fill out a shirt, and you maybe don't get cancer... we all have to make trade-offs in life.

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