Thursday, July 10, 2008

eco-warrior of the month

captain planet, he's our hero
gonna take pollution down to zero
he's our powers magnified
and he's fighting on the planet's side

captain planet, he's our hero
gonna take pollution down to zero
gonna help him put asunder
bad guys who like to loot and plunder

we're the planeteers
you can be one too
cause saving our planet is the thing to do
looting and polluting is not the way
hear what captain planet has to say:

the power is yours!

i absolutely love this lame shit!
first of all, there is no teenager out there THAT environmentally aware/active.
second, aren't cargo vests the best things ever??
third, what kind of environmental super power is 'heart' anyway? that ma-ti kid was definitely the sore thumb of the bunch.
fourth, who knew the captain planet song was so... literate? 'help him put asunder bad guys who like to loot and plunder'? asunder? i neveractually thought about the lyrics before...
lastly, doesn't the captain remind you of macgyver? there's no doubt in my mind that the creators of the show took a body cast of richard dean anderson and modelled the good captain after that! paying special attention to the nuances of that very special hairdo.

but enough about captain macgyver and his special friends... on to the real point of this post!

the other day i was driving home in the rain and i saw a guy watering his lawn.
A+ there buddy.

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